Tradie Skills

26 Nov

In honour of the last GvG guild I was in, Big Buff Tradies Crew [Tool]… what would life be like if everything was a Guild Wars skill?


skill_lay-brickLay Brick
Skill. Must follow Mortar. Target touched Wall gains (0..1) brick.


skill_get-back-to-work“Get Back to Work!”
Elite Shout. Allies within earshot take 390..440 damage if not using a Tradesman skill.


skill_tilers-stanceTiler’s Stance
Stance. For (220..360) minutes, you lay tiles 33% faster. When this stance ends, you have fucked knees for (30..13) years.


skill_nail-burstNail Burst
Spell. Send out 20 fast-moving Nails. Each Nail strikes target foe’s skull for (20..42) piercing damage if it hits.


skill_wrenchWrench
Tool attack. Target Pipe takes 50 damage and is loosened (33..72) degrees.



6 Responses to “Tradie Skills”

  1. Harrad November 28, 2009 at 1:37 pm #

    Nox I wanted to post I love Monks, even though I don’t really, so Nox I was there when you made that ridiculous statement on vent. So if you were the best mesmer in Australia, nay the southern hemisphere (at the time), I would have been atleast the best monk there ever was in the southern hemisphere. I remember all the glory days that we played in when we were pulled through by our team (primarily me) on the back of some awesome tactics (my tactics) and won against all those people with so much better pings than us while we were playing ping intensive builds. I can’t believe to this day that we won so many games with such a shocking line up, I think you know that realistically our runner and midliners were terrible omgomgomgomg.

  2. Shaun November 28, 2009 at 3:57 pm #

    I know I was pretty terrible, I mean, I was so bad I couldn’t even interrupt an Ele with Migraine & Dazed casting Meteor Shower.
    It was all you, it always was lol. Should have been called “The Harrad Team”

  3. Rogelio December 1, 2009 at 8:47 am #

    Lol, good ones, make more of them :P

    • Shaun December 1, 2009 at 10:25 pm #

      I will soon :) I have lots more ideas for other types.

  4. Grogs December 7, 2009 at 2:42 pm #

    Jarrad is the best monk there ever was.

    Come play Aion.

    • Shaun December 7, 2009 at 3:01 pm #

      Lol@Harrad. Aion is the opposite of why I love Guild Wars.

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